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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5659 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
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