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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2123 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
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