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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5756 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3765 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6659 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7555 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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