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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1037 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3547 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
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