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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5896 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 1572 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
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