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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9894 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
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