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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8098 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
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