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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 514 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 2255 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 56 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
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