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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2857 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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