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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6699 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 199 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 181 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
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