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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5237 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
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