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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

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Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Towns Built:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1736	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	948	Enchantments Applied:	141
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Votes:	1452
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	66	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5023

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5230	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com