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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7825 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
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