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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6244 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Reasons to join:
– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!
Insane stories:
– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!