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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6451 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 67 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!
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