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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9274 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Mines Excavated: | 4178 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.
But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.