Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! πŸ’₯πŸ”₯ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! πŸ’₯πŸ”₯ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Farms Harvested: 230 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Love Letters Sent: 20
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ExeosCraft

    ExeosCraft

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Farms Harvested: 603
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cropied

    Cropied

    play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Star Shards Collected: 219
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Crops Grown: 8316 Farms Harvested: 807
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2497 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 232

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3064 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 551 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 254 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    New Chunks Explored: 150707 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Crops Grown: 5887 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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