Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! đŸ’„đŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! đŸ’„đŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Dimension Hops: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CastawayMC

    CastawayMC

    CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Star Wars Conquest

    Star Wars Conquest

    Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mines Excavated: 2489
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Chatty Player NW

    Chatty Player NW

    Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • JustVanillaMC

    JustVanillaMC

    Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Ores Mined: 2510
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

    We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Animals Bred: 186 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Shotbow

    Shotbow

    Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ores Mined: 2731 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineWonders

    MineWonders

    Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Alone Mc

    Alone Mc

    Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Emeralds Found: 2989

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Goons

    The Goons

    A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 489 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Gaudium Middle School

    Gaudium Middle School

    Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CoolKidzTable

    CoolKidzTable

    Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Gemora

    Gemora

    A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ReignSMP

    ReignSMP

    Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DoomieMcDoomMC

    DoomieMcDoomMC

    Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GCraft

    GCraft

    GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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