Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! šŸ’„šŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! šŸ’„šŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beaconā€”now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PreyMC

    PreyMC

    IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Emeralds Found: 202 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Srino Network

    Srino Network

    Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Potions Brewed: 166
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KotB-MC

    KotB-MC

    KotB-MC is a hybrid PvE & PvP server, Survival Multiplayer at its best!Create a Kingdom of your own using the Kingdoms plugin!Will you choose to be a pacifist Kingdom? Focusing on farming and building? Or will you be an aggressor, forming powerful alliances to conquer the server? The world is yours for the taking!– Fight in the MobArena, defeating waves of mobs for cash and glory! – Join one of 5 custom Jobs and level up for access to unique & powerful rewards! – Become rich! Open your own shop and complete daily quests! – Race to valuable AirDrops and be prepared to fight for them! – Place bounties on other players and hunt them down! No P2W here – Free VIP rank just by voting for the server!! We also have LootBoxes, mcMMO, Events, and a fully working redstone Casino! Come check us out!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morningā€”itā€™s the best way to start the day.

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  • Fermium MC

    Fermium MC

    Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • KoscoLand

    KoscoLand

    KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabiesā€”now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The UnderRealms

    The UnderRealms

    We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • VanillaAnarchy.net

    VanillaAnarchy.net

    Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominateā€”where freedom reigns.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Villages Defended: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ores Mined: 1873
    Potions Brewed: 34 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animalsā€”itā€™s a cuddly paradise.

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  • AdelCraft

    AdelCraft

    AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 787337
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesā€”itā€™s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TheVillagerPeople

    TheVillagerPeople

    We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you donā€™t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 141
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of teaā€”how polite!

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  • Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Crops Grown: 7295
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    – SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Star Shards Collected: 174
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesā€”itā€™s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Ghost Minerā€™s Tools Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped insideā€”talk about a plot twist!

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says ā€œmagic beans.ā€

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing alongā€”itā€™s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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