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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9595	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Tired of playing funni block game by yourself? Join our smp , we offer: Java & Bedrock crossplay Large map to explore Towns & Nations Crack Events for rewards Cultures & Religions Player Economy Free Ranks 75+ Extra enchants An Active Community Participate in events for loot Premium Towny Expanisoms Optional PvP & Wars Up too 300 plus members joined our minecraft server!!! Join the VIVICAN Crack House today!! today!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4550	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	276

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6545
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.