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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2024	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.