Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Crops Grown: 8508
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 21 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Survivaldub

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    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Harry’s Network

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    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Emeralds Found: 1675
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiscuitSMP

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    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 417 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineFruit

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    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1329

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Potions Brewed: 120
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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