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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	5339
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	149
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	3034

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4520
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Here at Ember MC, we aim to provide our players with the best gameplay & community. Currently we have a survival economy based server released where you are free to build, grind & fight your way to the top.– Crates – Ranks – Quests – Jobs – Pyro Fishing – Daily Rewards – Vote Rewards – Server Events – In-game cosmetics

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.