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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8514
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8619
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	9385
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Animals Bred:	120

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7808	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.