Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Towns Built: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    – SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 203
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokĂŠWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – PokĂŠmon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Towns Built: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 275
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 21 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 New Chunks Explored: 404774
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Animals Bred: 153 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 183 Players Killed by Monsters: 5772
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Villages Defended: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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