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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6862
Magic Items Found:	2354	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4890	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Farms Harvested:	453

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!