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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	171	Magic Items Found:	7252

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mines Excavated:	4156	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	5033
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	1250
Void Armor Forged:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1886
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!