Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Cake Smp

    Cake Smp

    Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DesiredCraft Network

    DesiredCraft Network

    Economy Survival | Hunger Games | Factions | Custom Minigames | Skyblock | Creative | KitPvP | Skywars | Capture the Flag | MineZ | NO LAG | 99% uptime | Leaderboards

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Vox Populi

    Vox Populi

    We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

    **Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

    **Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

    **Owner**: Zombiemold

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • voortex online

    voortex online

    Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

    See you there!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9482
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftGeneration Server

    CraftGeneration Server

    Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

    no resets during active version online since 2010

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SkyRomania

    SkyRomania

    SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Havoc

    Havoc

    Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ZaraKits

    ZaraKits

    Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

    We also give free kits to players! That join

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 194 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft Omega

    Minecraft Omega

    Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

    Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

    I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

    -Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

    Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Potato SMP

    Potato SMP

    Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Vale Network

    Vale Network

    – Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

    Play Now. play.vale.gg

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VexRealms

    VexRealms

    Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

    Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

    Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

    Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BraveNetwork

    BraveNetwork

    Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

    Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

    Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 178

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minexyz.PL

    Minexyz.PL

    The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Rencorner Network

    Rencorner Network

    ~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

    NOW 1.16!

    We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

    – PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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