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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8148 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our mascot is a Farting Cock who loves to party all night long. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that a thread died for this server – that’s how epic it is!
But wait, there’s more! Our players have big fat bellies and they’re not afraid to show it off. In fact, it’s a requirement to have a big fat belly to join our server. Don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to keep those bellies full while you build, mine, and explore.
So come on down to our server and have a good time with the Farting Cock and all the other crazy characters. You won’t regret it – unless you’re not into fart jokes and belly rubs, in which case, why are you even still reading this? Join now and let the madness begin!
