Blocky Booty Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.

So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Potions Brewed:	183	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	77

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	7929	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2323	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6123	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!