Blocky Booty Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.

So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2827	Animals Bred:	71
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ores Mined:	6966	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4974	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Animals Bred:	126
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crops Grown:	9984	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!