Blocky Booty | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyUkrainians

Awareness, Bravery, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, Hardship, Humanity, international community, Invasion, Life, occupation, perspective, reddit, resilience, Russian Invasion, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Survival, ukrainians, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Emeralds Found:	6374
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Russian invasions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally fight back against those pesky invaders in a virtual world! Build your own Ukrainian stronghold, gather resources to fend off the enemy, and show those Russians who’s boss! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with hidden treasures and a never-ending supply of borscht. Join now and let’s make Ukraine great again, one block at a time!

RentSeeker Minecraft Server

Asia, Diplomacy, economic power, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, hegemony, influence, international community, international relations, LANDLORD, Minecraft, Perception, power dynamics, regional dynamics, Rent, RentSeeker, Server, Singapore, Southeast Asia, SUPERPOWER, U.S

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA CRAZIEST SHIZZ GOIN ON! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AND CREEPERS DANCIN! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

DIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUID!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

PutinCraft2020

Alliance, Ally, America, controversial, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Politics, Presidency, putin, Putin’s Russia, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9121
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.

build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.

explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.

team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.

come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

StressBrain AutoPilot

Autopilot, autopilot mode, behavior patterns, brain activity, brain function, brain pathways, chronic stress, cognitive function, Decision making, habitual behaviors, mental health, mouse studies, nerve cells, neuroscience, stress effects, stress effects on brain, stress impact, Stress Management, stress research, stress response, StressBrain, thoughtful choices

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Ever feel like your brain is on autopilot and you just can’t make a good decision to save your life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft server where chronic stress is the name of the game! Our nerve-cell ‘highways’ will have you feeling like you’re on a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles.

Forget thoughtful choices, we want you to embrace your inner crazy and let loose on our server. Who needs rational decision-making when you can just go with the flow and see where the stress takes you?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new side of yourself you never knew existed! Let the stress take over and let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for Bandai Namco Entertainment Minecraft Server?

10th anniversary, 876, 876TV, Anime, Bandai, bandainamco, Bannam, BNE, dokkan battle, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Entertainment, Game, goku, Minecraft, Namco, puzzle, Server, バンダイナムコ, バンダイナムコエンターテインメント, バンナム, バンナムTV

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	421279	Buildings Constructed:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Bandai Namco Entertainment is a leading Japanese multinational video game developer and publisher. Founded in 1955 as Namco, the company merged with Bandai in 2005 to create the current entity. Known for popular franchises such as Pac-Man, Tekken, and Dark Souls, Bandai Namco is renowned for its quality and innovation in the gaming industry. With a wide range of titles spanning various genres and platforms, the company continues to create immersive and entertaining experiences for gamers worldwide.

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, BE, be up your butt, be up your butt bro, be up your butt bro homo, Bro, butt, Ethereal, homo, I’ll be up your butt, I’ll be up your butt bro, I’ll be up your butt bro homo, I’ll be up your butt homo, Realms, SKY, up, up your butt, up your butt bro, up your butt bro homo, your butt, your butt bro

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	389	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Votes:	3640	Farms Harvested:	807
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	124
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Towns Built:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7341
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	1184	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	83
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	1656
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5427	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9