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UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	6126
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9883
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1498	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2370	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bw.redlines.space:25903

CompCraft

Adventure, bandits, big farms, Caves, Community, CompCraft, Custom Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Dungeons, expert players, Expertise, Grief Protection, join us, money making, Quest, rare items, redstone engineering, smp, vanilla mechanics, Zombie Mini-Game

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Buildings Constructed:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	1826	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

We are a small, but growing semi-vanilla survival server. Our server is designed for players who seek a challenge and are ready to expand their knowledge of the game.

Features:

Quest
Dinosaur Fossils
Economy
Custom Rares
Custom Dungeons
Bandits
PvP
Grief Protection
Vanilla Mechanics
Zombie Mini Game

CompCraft might be the server for you if you like to build big farms, grind to make money, collect rare items, engineer with redstone, explore dungeons & caves, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils. Whether you’re an expert or willing to learn, everyone is welcome to join the adventure!

Discord: https://discord.com/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with additional custom features.
Can I join if I’m a beginner?	Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels.
Are there any in-game quests?	Yes, the server features quests for players to complete.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, there is PvP available for players who enjoy it.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	The server offers grief protection to safeguard player structures.

MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6

1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4420	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!

Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	7270
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5505	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

BabyBlockParty

baby’s health, baby’s safety, BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family interference, family relationships, family respect, family visit, first baby, Healing time, newborn baby, newborn bonding, newborn care, newborn visitation, setting boundaries, telling fiancé’s family to wait

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries – just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like this player’s in-laws.

Imagine a world where you can ban anyone who tries to take over your territory or tell you what to do with your creations. Our server is a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without interference from meddling relatives.

Don’t worry about grandma trying to sneak into your virtual delivery room to make sure your pixelated baby is born – on our server, you have full control over who enters your realm. Plus, you can ensure that all your virtual babies have their shots before any visitors come knocking.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can set your own rules and defend your digital domain against unwanted intruders. Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating and boundary-setting?

RageQuitTunes – Minecraft SMP

aggravating lyrics, aggravating tunes, annoying songs, annoying tunes, bothersome melodies, bothersome tracks, enraging songs, enraging tunes, grating lyrics, grating music, infuriating melodies, infuriating tunes, instant irritation, instant rage, irritating lyrics, irritating music, irritating tracks, Minecraft, obnoxious melodies, RageQuitTunes, smp, vexing music, vexing songs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	767839	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!

MineTunez2025

2025, anticipation, artist, favorite artist, future releases, MineTunez2025, Music (Industry), music albums, music anticipation, music artists, music enthusiasts, music excitement, music lovers, music predictions, music releases, music singles, music speculation, music trends, new music, Release, upcoming releases

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	219
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret feature that allows you to listen to exclusive music from artists who haven’t even been born yet! That’s right, in 2025, we have a time-traveling DJ who brings back the sickest beats from the future. Join our server now and be the first to jam out to music that hasn’t even been created yet! Who needs Spotify when you have a time-traveling DJ in Minecraft?

RuskiCraft Minecraft Server

appeasing, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Officials, peace talks, political tensions, Riyadh, RuskiCraft, russia, Server, summit, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!