Blocky Booty | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3365	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crops Grown:	5805
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5693	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Items Found:	7221