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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4917 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
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