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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8542 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure shaped like a giant penis. Players have searched high and low for this elusive phallic prize, but only the bravest and most skilled Penisexuals have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next lucky player to uncover this majestic member?
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So come join us on Penisexual, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your virtual schlong). See you on the server, fellow Penisexuals!