Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Farms Harvested:	172	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1326
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	713392

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Animals Bred:	166
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.