Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Eternals

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Overcraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Imperia MC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ores Mined:	9543

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Duck Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftLands

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

[1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Envy Block Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Supremecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2914	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.