Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ores Mined:	1937	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.