Blocky Boner Brigade

blocky, boner, Brigade, crystal, Crystal Phallus, crystalphallus, phallus

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Votes:	3949	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Crystal Phallus, the most erectly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions.

Legend has it that deep within the mines of Crystal Phallus, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can make your character twerk on command. Yes, you heard that right. Twerking diamonds. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of majestic unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat them in a dance-off. And trust me, those unicorns have some killer moves.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the world’s largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep? You can shear them and make the most fabulous wool creations the Minecraft world has ever seen.

So come join us at Crystal Phallus, where the adventures are as wild as our server name suggests. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. And remember, always keep your pickaxe handy and your sense of humor intact. Let’s get mining and twerking, baby!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	192	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	334263
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6398	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	2912	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	7171
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3110	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ores Mined:	6963
Emeralds Found:	1210	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645