Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Crops Grown:	7937	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Enchantments Applied:	290

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crops Grown:	9414
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1852
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5792
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3494
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3883
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	706	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8162	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Crops Grown:	2037
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Items Found:	5866	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	142	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	4789	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4035	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	115	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2824	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.