Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5256	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4731
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5081
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2256
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	623565
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!