Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4828
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	41810
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Towns Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	4340

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Towns Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	5408
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	884	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5646
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!