Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Animals Bred:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Potions Brewed:	185
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4077

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dimension Hops:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Runes Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	556	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	767453

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	3195	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.