Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

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So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Animals Bred:	177	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	975084	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Dragon Eggs Found:	9895
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ores Mined:	8116
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9251
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	403424
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3233	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Emeralds Found:	1696	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	595
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	142	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6752
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!