Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6960

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ores Mined:	3284

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Star Shards Collected:	241
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	9382
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ores Mined:	1068
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mines Excavated:	1409	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	245	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.