Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2050
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	286
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	960
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	8048
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	266

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Towns Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	9015	Mines Excavated:	3764

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	3363
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.