Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Animals Bred:	181
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	6243
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	351	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	7571
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	296
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5293
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	173	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.