Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8906	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4234	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1705	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Animals Bred:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.