Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	189	Mines Excavated:	2899
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Divine Spears Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Star Shards Collected:	153	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.